July 29, 2008

Even Moderate Islam Is Fanatical

How many times have we heard from pity seeking, professional victim muslims that "moderate Islam" doesn't condone terrorism and that any connection made between violence and islam is a result of "islamophobia" because, after all, islam is a religion of peace.

This is of course the party line when they are defending their religion publicly. But what do they say when they are afforded anonymity? They say quite the opposite. A recent YouGov poll for the Centre for Social Cohesion found that almost a third of British muslim students believed killing in the name of islam could be justified. That is 33% of muslim students, Living and studying in Britain, a country most of them were born and raised in, Believe killing for their invisible sky daddy could be justified. These aren't people living in caves, They aren't nomadic desert dwellers cut off from civilisation, They are British citizens.

The poll has received criticism from Britain's largest muslims student body, But that is to be expected. Any time anybody uses a muslims own words to expose how inherently violent and bloodthirsty islam is it is going to receive criticism. They never refute the results found though, They only criticise that someone had the cheek to investigate the truth and the audacity to expose it.

Of course, this isn't the first time the fanaticism of British muslims has been exposed. Earlier in 2006 a survey found that 40% of British muslims wanted sharia law introduce. This is a law which hands out the death penalty for the crimes of adultery and homosexuality, amputations for the crime of theft, and flogging for fornication or public intoxication.

So i ask you, How moderate is moderate islam really? Believing that moderate islam could exist is as ludicrous as believing moderate Nazism could exist.

July 18, 2008

A Reply From Kevin, The Cretinous Creationist

A few of you would have already read the stupid email Kevin decided to write, It has had thousands of views. Well done Kevin, You are famous, Unfortunately it's for being a moron and a figure of ridicule.

After i received that email i replied asking Kevin simply "you are joking, right?" and he replied with what can only be described a testament to the creationists ability to dig themselves into giant holes.
firstly i didnt give you permission to put my email on your blog. teh email copyright is owned by me and i will talk to my solisitor about making you take it down.

And no im not joking, you know im right thats why you didn't answer. If we used to be monkies we should be able to talk monkey. its like if a french man becomes american he can still talk french, its called logic. also on tv a scientist says crocodiles havnt changed for million of years. if evolution was true they would be able to fly by now or talk or grow fur or invent things. if evolution happens why didnt it make crocodiles better?

the devil tricked you into believing you are from mud to take you away from god. Why would you want to be from mud and monkies when you have the option to be from gods hand? If you just stop thinking the bible makes sense and you dont have to worry about anything. If you just stop trying to find things out and accept gods word jesus will forgive you.

i thing you should watch expelled by ben stein. It shows how science is from the devil and good christians are being fired from jobs because atheists know they have the truth. evolution believers know its evil and from the devil, and thats why they are frighetened of christianities real sciense

DONT PUT THIS EMAIL ON YOUR BLOG!!! SERIOUSLY! I DONT GIVE PERMISSION!!
Ooops, sorry Kevin. It appears i have accidentally put your email on my blog.

July 17, 2008

PZ Myers Cracker Incident Ends In Sacking

cracker-gate, The incident which started with someone not eating a cracker and escalated into a respected science professor receiving death threats and calls for his sacking, has resulted in someone losing their job. Don't worry though, it's wasn't PZ Myers, It was one of the loving catholics who had the misfortune of giving her cretinous husband access to her work email to send a death threat to PZ Myers.

PZ decided, not long after receiving this disgusting hate mail, that he was going to publish any threats he received along with all identifying information, Such as the address it was sent from and the email headers, headers which contain IP addresses of the network of origin. This means the clever readers of pharyngula tracked down one of the people making death threats before they could even light their Sherlock Holmes pipe.

Chuck Kroll said in the email he sent from his wife's work computer that PZ had "two choices", That he could "quit your job for the good of the children. Or you can get your brains beat in", Then in true loving christian style he ended the email by calling him a "cunt".

After realising that she had kind of made a mistake in allowing her obviously cretinous and irresponsible husband access to an email account identifiable to her she fired off another email to PZ. In it Melany Kroll said that someone else must have sent the email, But that PZ shouldn't worry because the people she works with are "harmless". Yeah, Harmless, And prone to making death threats.

After an internal investigation, the Internet retailer decided to terminate Kroll's position stating; "All 1800Flowers.com associates are instructed that any misuse of company systems or equipment for personal purposes is potential grounds for dismissal".

It has been a bad week for Melanie Kroll and her husband but hopefully one in which they learned some valuable lessons. Melanie has learned that she is married to an imbecile and a liability and Chuck learned that threats, No matter how cowardly, Have consequences. PZ has found no satisfaction in the sacking of Melanie saying; "This was not my intent to get somebody fired "She apparently did something stupid, which I don't have sympathy for. I would just rather not see people getting fired over an e-mail message".

A petition has since been set up asking 1800flowers.com to reinstate Melanie Kroll by readers of Pharyngula , PZ Myers blog. I think people should sign this. Mrs Kroll wasn't necessarily to blame for the content of the email, And it would be nice to show how reasonable we can be, even in the face of death threats and idiocy.

Well done Chuck... How must you feel?

July 14, 2008

Catholic Scum Threaten Science Professor With Death

Not happy with threatening a student with death for the harmless crime of taking a cracker, catholic scum are now threatening prominent biology professor and atheist PZ Myers with death for the crime of thinking about being sacrilegious towards a biscuit.
From: mkroll@1800FLOWERS.com
Subject: your short life

Paul,

what I would like to know is how did you even
get a job at a collage.

when you are obviously a moron.
How would you feel if nice folks starting ranting against
Fags, and atheist like yourself.

well sir, you don't get to blaspheme and walk away from this.
You have two choices my fucked up friend, first you can quit your job for the good of the
children. Or you can get your brains beat in.

I give you till the first of the month, get that resignation in cunt


From: smonte19@hotmail.com

Professor Myers


You are a scumbag, may your insides rot, may your neck be snapped by an iron boot against a curb, I hope for a world without liberals, we can start with you
Mmm, mmm, mmm... Can you feel that christian love? it;s funny how quick the teachings of jesus go out the window when these assholes feel that jesus has been disrespected. If jesus did exist, Who do you think would offend him more? Professor myers? or the arseholes emailing him.

I think it's about time that we start a "biscuit challenge". Everybody who has access to a holy snack should desecrate it, Video it and put it on youtube. They need to learn that we can't be intimidated into doing what they demand.

July 12, 2008

Breaking News: Imbecile Disproves Evolution

If you are a regular reader of my blog you will know i am an advocate of Evolutionary theory to explain the diversity of life (as most people with functioning brains are). I find it a fascinating subject, And once you start to understand the simple mechanisms involved, it makes a lot of sense.

anyway, Since i put my email address on the right hand side of this blog i have gotten a steady stream of hate-mail mostly from loving christians who take great joy in telling me that i am going to hell for not believing in their particular invisible friend.

Last week though i got an email from someone who, While not even having even a basic grasp of evolutionary theory, Felt qualified to refute it. This wasn't an ordinary refutation though, It was one of the most cretinous outpourings of ignorance i have ever read. I actually got dumber from reading it. The email was from someone called Kevin and was entitled: Proof evolution is wrong

i saw on your blog that you like to talk about the religion of evolution and trick people by using big words and pretending that science actually proves evolution. I dont know any science or anything and even i know evolution isnt real. for one it isnt in the bible the bible said god made everything in 6 days, not millions of years. second, when we go to the zoo we cant talk to monkies, if we used to be monkies why cant we talk to them? three, how could a monkey become a person over billions of years when they dont live that long? AND why are there still monkies if they turned into people? five, even darwin said he was wrong. on his death bed he converted to christianity and said evolution was a hoax. If there is any science that makes it look like evolution is real then it has to be either a hoax by EVILutionists or put there by god to find out who believes in him.

I hope that after reading my questions you will see that evolution cant be true and people dont come from monkies. i will pray to god asking him to make you think like me.

Christian Pastor Taped Children Changing

Carrying on the tradition of church based paedophilia, youth pastor Matthew C. Porter made a plea of no contest in court regarding the charges of secretly taping girls as young as 12 getting changed. The youth pastor, A no doubt previously trusted member of society and a "man of god", Is to be sentenced on August 21st on 9 counts of voyeurism and faces up to 9 years in jail.

Some how the crime of secretly videoing children, obviously for sexual gratification, is only a misdemeanor in Florida.

Being a man of courage, and by no means a disgusting coward afraid of taking responsibility for his actions, Mr Porter tried to have the evidence, two years worth of footage he secretly took of children in the nude, Dismissed as he didn't give permission for his house to be searched. Way to take it like a man, Mr Porter. permission was given to police by his house sitter, A person who found the tapes and alerted police.

Now i expect a lot of christians to be on here now saying that this doesn't disprove the existence of god or prove that christianity is made up, and they are right, It doesn't. But it certainly proves that Mr Porter, A church leader, Doesn't believe in an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do and eventually judges you on your actions. it proves that an authority in the church, someone who spent their life telling children that god exists, Doesn't really believe it. And that really has to dent it's credibility.

[HT: mojoey]

July 06, 2008

Passio: The Gay Jesus Porn Film

As the blasphemy laws in the UK no longer get to say what we can watch on the grounds that god might not like it the British Board of Film Censors has approved, without cuts, The gay porn film, Passio, in which Danny Fox plays a homosexual jesus christ.

A couple of years ago Passio would have gone the same route as Visions of Ecstasy, A low budget art-house film, Which had depictions of the crucified jesus being caressed on the cross. Visions of Ecstasy was refused a licence by the British board of film censors solely because it violated our archaic blasphemy laws, Laws designed to protect the fragile feelings of the religious in cases where someone has the audacity to believe different to them.

Christians and their apologists can feel free to be offended, And also free not to watch the film, But hopefully now they will realise that they aren't free to tell other people what to do and they aren't free to have the law protect them against criticism or content that they personally don't agree with. No doubt christians will be flocking to sex shops dressed in seedy macs and shielded by shades to purchase this film, Their leaders certainly will be. Leaders who, if they they aren't buying homosexual sex, are taking it without permission from young boys.

Something about christianity has always struck me as being incredibly homoerotic anyway. If they aren't talking about how another man loves them they are banging on about feeling him "in them" and every so often they symbolically eat and drink him in a ritual that could as easily be described as symbolic oral sex as it could human cannibalism.

July 02, 2008

Sexism And Bigotry Still Strong In Christianity

More than 1,300 clergy have written to the Archbishop of Canterbury saying they will defect from the Church of England if women are consecrated as bishops.

Members of the group, which includes 11 serving bishops, say they will take decisive action if two votes are passed this weekend to allow female bishops.

The move comes as the Anglican community is divided over the issue of homosexual clergy.

The letter, sent to Dr Rowan Williams and the Archbishop of York John Sentamu, comes before the meeting of the General Synod, the Church's governing body, in York on Friday.

gays and women having equal rights? That isn't very "christian"!

Another Apology To Fragile Muslims And Their Precious Feelings

England is a nation of dog lovers, We always have been and we always will be. Yet because in Islam dogs are considered "haraam" (apparently their paedophile prophet was frightened of them) Tayside police were forced to issue an apology for a recent postcard campaign which depicted a dog because they didn't "seek advice from the force's diversity adviser".

The campaign used an image of a puppy called rebel to promote a new phone number for non-emergency calls.

Mohammed Asif, a Dundee City councillor who sits on the Tayside Joint Police Board, said "My concern was that it is not welcomed by all communities". Well, Mohammad, Maybe some things you do aren't welcome by the British community.. Maybe if something as inoffensive as a dog on a postcard is not "welcomed" you should in future try getting over yourself and realise that we can't be expected to make sure you aren't exposed to harmless depictions of animals which you may find offensive.

But yet again the British people roll over, cater to petulant assholes with precious feelings and apologise, Like groveling fucking simpletons.

At what point is someone going to say "it's a picture of a dog, grow up and get the fuck over yourself".