June 04, 2009

Loophole Allows Gays To Marry

Those pesky gays and their agenda to devalue heterosexual marriage!

8 comments:

  1. I remember when they reported on this in the National Enquirer beside the article about "batboy". Now the Onion? This must be a pandemic by now.

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  2. I remember when this issue was reported in the National Enquirer next to the breaking "batboy" article.

    If it's on the Onion it must be pandemic.

    The gay agenda will stop at nothing to kill our Queen and destroy our way of life.

    What?

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  3. Sorry about the double post. I was getting strange Bloger errors. Whoops, now it's a triple post.

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  4. "The Bible says,"

    Doesn't his fictional book also say to kill anyone who wears clothing made of two different types of fabric? Well if the bible says it... Okay everyone, grab a rock, god wants us to stone him to death now.

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  5. Lmao. Omg, for some reason I thought it was said somewhere that this was on "Fox." I totally believed the entire video until near the end, when I finally noticed it was the little Onion News symbol in the corner. Now I can't stop laughing! Not so much at the video itself, but at how easily I could believe this would seriously be broadcast on Fox!

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  6. This is a parody from "The Onion". This is a satirical play on the "fears" of bible toting conservatives.

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