June 18, 2007
What could possibly be better than safe, fun sex? Safe, fun blasphemous sex of course. Christian Condoms
has a nice range of contraception for the Christian about town who's feeling lucky.
The condoms include phrases on the packets like;
He who sins sexually sins against his own body (And with luck, Somebody else's too)
Honour God with your body (Preferably multiple times a day)
Anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery (so why just look?)
Not recommended for catholics.
I am unsure if the condoms themselves offer and kind or blasphemous humor, But it would be funny to have a little picture of Jesus on them, Perhaps they come in holy communion wine flavour. I'll have to buy a pack and find out.