- At every available opportunity refer to Atheism as "a religion".
- Be utterly adamant that creation/intelligent design is a "science" while pointing out that evolution is "just a theory".
- Prove that god exists by pointing out where in the bible it says so.
- Make sure that any biblical passages you agree with are "the word of god" while at the same time dismissing any you disagree with as being "metaphorical" or "out-of-context".
- Refer to Atheists as Illogical, Faith based and fundamentalist. Or any other term that has previously been used to accurately describe you.
- Refer to Kent Hovind as "Dr Kent Hovind".
- Use the fact that the Atheist can't fully explain to you how the universe was formed as evidence that god done it.
- Don't worry about details such as the logistics involved with Noah's arc, How the human race came from two people without there being incest or why the bible contradicts it's self so often.
- Say you will pray for him, And make sure he knows you said it out of spite.
- No matter how many times you are corrected and how much evidence you see to the contrary... Always claim that America is a Christian nation founded by Christians on Christian principles.
January 25, 2008
Top 10 Ways To Piss Off An Atheist
To make it a little easier for Christians i thought id put together a list of the 10 most effective ways to piss off an atheist. They know as well as we do that their case for god and creation holds no water, So the most they can hope to achieve is to get Atheists a bit wound up.
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The only thing I'd add to this list would be to use as much Christianspeak as possible when talking to atheists.
ReplyDeleteNice list, unfortunately they actually will probably follow it, leading to some pissed off atheists.
ReplyDelete1. I guess it depends on your definition of "a religion"
ReplyDelete2. Evolution is just a theory, but so is creation/intelligent-design. And they do not contradict each other, even if you think it might. Of course they might also be both wrong, or only one correct, or both correct. Nobody can know for sure, but you just figure out evidence, logic, and reason, like any science has to do.
3. That's circular reasoning.
4. The Bible is a good book, but should be taken wisely instead of literally. If you take it literally, you are illogical and self-contradictory.
5. Really, everyone is a bit illogical.
7. Even if God has done it, it has been done by making good laws of physics, and stuff like that. Miracles without breaking the law may happen, if so, it is because of quantum randomness.
8. The Bible is a good book, but should be taken wisely instead of literally. If you take it literally, you are illogical and self-contradictory.
9. Don't hate people!
#11. Sign every blog comment, forum post or email (no matter how inflammatory) with a phrase like "God bless you" or "Peace," or something equally vacuous and passive-aggressive.
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, "Atheists" do not oppose god as such. So maybe you should write "Antitheists".
ReplyDeleteYes, I am an atheist.
No, I cannot answer all your questions.
A lack of scientific knowledge is not justification for theism, yet it is not refutation either.
If someone attacks you for reasons such as your beliefs unprovoked and/or meaninglessly do the wise thing. And just ignore them.
There are many atheists who have no understanding of their own decision to be so. Yet many theists are just the same.
And be careful, these questions are not as stumping as you may hope. Some people will answer each question and leave you playing the fool.
screw you christian cunts
ReplyDelete--Michael McAdams
i hope all of you burn in thep its of hell
hail satan my dark lord and master...in accordence to prophesy...
I'm going to make one 'Top 10 Ways To Piss Off An Close Minded Christian'
ReplyDeleteFuck your ways, fuck your faith, fuck your god, and fuck your world.
Christianity
The belief that a Cosmic Jewish Zombie who is his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove a evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yea, makes perfect sense.
--Fuck Christians
Steven Darby
WHERE IS YOUR GOD?!
ReplyDeleteWHERE IS YOUR GOD?!
WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING GOD?!
--Suicide Silence-told by Mikey Mc..
IF HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS WERE THE FUCK IS HE NOW?!
---Catalepsy--told by me
and seriously where is this "god" you speak of show me the proof show me! hail satan my dark lord and master and Steven
I R IMPALER
ReplyDeleteHAhaha wow looking at these hateful comments shows proof that they do get pissed off at these sayings on the list! thanks man! I'll use them!
ReplyDeleteGo Pray to your benevolant ZOMBIE!!!!
ReplyDeletelol well atleast we know the list works to piss them off huh? seems like the last few comments prove that...
ReplyDeleteGod bless you one and all.
ReplyDeleteI'll take my chances and worship God instead of Richard Dawkins. By the way, most of you would make excellent preachers!
ReplyDeletehmm well it would get mildly under my skin i will admit but as i goes i never have much time for realigous zealots and your just as easy to wind up as we are.
ReplyDeletewhats about that love thy neibour commandmet last i heard good christians dont go round spiteing people.
zzo38 awnsered your questions quit easly from what i can see so i wouldnt be to smug were i you.
"Be utterly adamant that creation/intelligent design is a "science" while pointing out that evolution is "just a theory"."
ReplyDeleteYes, but evolution is part of a science called biology...Genetics and heredity to be specific. And besides a theory is heavily supported by evidence.
If you christians want a brighter future than just kill yourselves and donate your brains to labs so we can learn more about mental illnesses and brain deformity.
ReplyDeleteBUDDAH DAMNIT! THAT PISSED ME OFF JUST READING IT! LMFAO!
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