- At every available opportunity refer to Atheism as "a religion".
- Be utterly adamant that creation/intelligent design is a "science" while pointing out that evolution is "just a theory".
- Prove that god exists by pointing out where in the bible it says so.
- Make sure that any biblical passages you agree with are "the word of god" while at the same time dismissing any you disagree with as being "metaphorical" or "out-of-context".
- Refer to Atheists as Illogical, Faith based and fundamentalist. Or any other term that has previously been used to accurately describe you.
- Refer to Kent Hovind as "Dr Kent Hovind".
- Use the fact that the Atheist can't fully explain to you how the universe was formed as evidence that god done it.
- Don't worry about details such as the logistics involved with Noah's arc, How the human race came from two people without there being incest or why the bible contradicts it's self so often.
- Say you will pray for him, And make sure he knows you said it out of spite.
- No matter how many times you are corrected and how much evidence you see to the contrary... Always claim that America is a Christian nation founded by Christians on Christian principles.
January 25, 2008
Top 10 Ways To Piss Off An Atheist
To make it a little easier for Christians i thought id put together a list of the 10 most effective ways to piss off an atheist. They know as well as we do that their case for god and creation holds no water, So the most they can hope to achieve is to get Atheists a bit wound up.