April 28, 2008

Proof Evolution Is Wrong

HA atheists, You think you are so smart with your "science" and "evidence" that proves evolution. You think you are clever with your ERV's and chimpanzee chromosomes! Well how do you like having the tables turned? How do you like having rock solid science and unshakable evidence used against you to prove evolution is wrong?

"Dave" and his amazing glass of water finally puts the last nail in your neo-Darwinian dogma of "evolution". If evolution is right then Dave's glass of water should have animals in it after 8 days right? Well it doesn't, We know it doesn't because he looked, And that disproves evolution! HA suck on that evolutionists!


I would love to think the video is a joke, But i don't think it is. If only Dave done this experiment sooner, It could have featured as evidence in expelled.

Of course, what Dave doesn't recognise is that it disproves creationism in a far more compelling way than it disproves evolution. The bible said god created the earth in 6 days, And yet in 8 days he couldn't even put a new species of animal in Dave's glass.

PS. I nearly pissed myself when i read Daves comment under his video; "what is a microscope?"

16 comments:

  1. I'm not convinced this isn't a joke. It has to be a joke...

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  2. Actually, I was the one who commented on his video explaining that you need a microscope to see the ameobas but my comment seems to have disappeared.

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  3. A lot of comments on that video seem to go missing.

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  4. I'm pretty sure it's a gag. He has another video where he "proves that there's life after death," and when it starts, he's sitting there in a neck brace with several casts on and some medical apparatus (hard to see what kind) obstructing his speech, the position being that he has been to the afterlife, at great personal risk, thus proving its existence.

    It's Landover Baptist-style parody, I'm about 90% sure of that.

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  5. Your comments don't disappear; David just happens to get a lot of comments, and they are taken of the first page quite quickly.

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  6. i think you are right nekouken. The proof of an afterlife video has to be a joke.

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  7. I think your right matt. having a look at this jokers other videos im sure it's a joke, It has to be!

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  8. Its a brilliant send up. I like this guy's replies to the comments. eg:

    "Don't use racist words when you're talking to me, please. The sun does orbit the earth, and if you have any proof to the contrary--any documentable, video evidence--I would gladly look at it. I don't want any sci-fi 3D presentations, though."

    hehe

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  9. This guy actually got featured on the James Randi website a few months back. They took it down when they discovered it was a joke.

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  10. Just like evolutionists. They pick out the stupid people and prejudge ALL non-evolutionists because one person said that animals evolve in 8 days or whatever. You Atheists make your selves look bad doing that. It's like stabbing a person in his sleep. SO how does this prove evolution?

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  11. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afxxNp1teOM

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  12. LMFAO. evolution is happening in front of our very eyes. The SA pathogen which has now lead to MRSA follows the evolution theory. The resistant pathogens survive and multiply. anyone with a normal functioning brain can see this and back me up!

    ps. evolution took millions of years, not 8 days you clown. LMFAO!

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  13. retards, dave aint god, so how does it disporve creationism?

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  14. frammo your an idiot, that doesnt prove evolution for shit

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  15. @Jason

    it's "you're", you cretin.

    Given your inept grasp of something as simple as the English language it's a bit much to expect you have anything even close to a grasp of a scientific theory.... now fuck off and watch cartoons you worthless oxygen thief.

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  16. You all won't think the same when God sends you all to Hell...... Because Jesus is Lord and if you're reading this, then God when hold you accountable!!!!

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