Penis Sucking And Amputee Porn

... Good, Now i have your attention.

Like all good bloggers i keep a close eye on my visitor stats to see where my readers are coming from, who is linking to me and how they got here. Part of this obsession involves looking at referrals from search engines to find out what people have searched for before finding themselves here.

A few things have surprised me; like how well i rank for chimpanzee chromosome 13[search] or endogenous retrovirus prove evolution[search]. Now i know those phrases don't have much competition in terms of results, but i am up against some highly respected science journals, blogs and sites there. I think i rank well because both articles made the front page of digg and subsequently got a lot of backlinks.

The thing that has really surprised me though, and which i am less proud of, is how well i rank for penis sucking[search] and arm amputee porn[search].

Still, you never know, maybe someone somewhere will start out looking for amputee porn and end up becoming an atheist. That would really piss the christians off.

What, if any, funny, unrelated or outrageous search terms do people find your blog by?

Comment Policy

It has come to the point where the blog is in need of a comment policy, Thanks zealots, I guess expecting anything other than childish foot stomping from you was unreasonable.

The policy is going to be put in place to stop one thing happening. It is to stop the zealots reducing every blog post to a discussion regarding the existence of god. If you can't comment regarding the subject of the post don't comment at all.

From now on i am going to be deleting all comments which do the following:
1. Argue over the existence of god unless the blog post is regarding the existence of god.
2. Quote scripture.
3. Use "god done it" (or equivalent) as an answer without offering any reason or evidence.