Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

July 06, 2008

Passio: The Gay Jesus Porn Film

As the blasphemy laws in the UK no longer get to say what we can watch on the grounds that god might not like it the British Board of Film Censors has approved, without cuts, The gay porn film, Passio, in which Danny Fox plays a homosexual jesus christ.

A couple of years ago Passio would have gone the same route as Visions of Ecstasy, A low budget art-house film, Which had depictions of the crucified jesus being caressed on the cross. Visions of Ecstasy was refused a licence by the British board of film censors solely because it violated our archaic blasphemy laws, Laws designed to protect the fragile feelings of the religious in cases where someone has the audacity to believe different to them.

Christians and their apologists can feel free to be offended, And also free not to watch the film, But hopefully now they will realise that they aren't free to tell other people what to do and they aren't free to have the law protect them against criticism or content that they personally don't agree with. No doubt christians will be flocking to sex shops dressed in seedy macs and shielded by shades to purchase this film, Their leaders certainly will be. Leaders who, if they they aren't buying homosexual sex, are taking it without permission from young boys.

Something about christianity has always struck me as being incredibly homoerotic anyway. If they aren't talking about how another man loves them they are banging on about feeling him "in them" and every so often they symbolically eat and drink him in a ritual that could as easily be described as symbolic oral sex as it could human cannibalism.

November 20, 2007

Liars And The Fools That Follow Them

The 80-year-old leader of a suburban Atlanta megachurch is at the center of a sex scandal of biblical dimensions: He slept with his brother's wife and fathered a child by her.

Members of Archbishop Earl Paulk's family stood at the pulpit of the Cathedral of the Holy Spirit at Chapel Hill Harvester Church a few Sundays ago and revealed the secret exposed by a recent court-ordered paternity test.

In truth, this is not the first — or even the second — sex scandal to engulf Paulk and the independent, charismatic church. But this time, he could be in trouble with the law for lying under oath about the affair.

How these people have the nerve to tell us about immorality is beyond me.

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June 18, 2007

Jesus Condoms


What could possibly be better than safe, fun sex? Safe, fun blasphemous sex of course. Christian Condoms
has a nice range of contraception for the Christian about town who's feeling lucky.

The condoms include phrases on the packets like;
He who sins sexually sins against his own body (And with luck, Somebody else's too)

Honour God with your body (Preferably multiple times a day)

Anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery (so why just look?)


Not recommended for catholics.

I am unsure if the condoms themselves offer and kind or blasphemous humor, But it would be funny to have a little picture of Jesus on them, Perhaps they come in holy communion wine flavour. I'll have to buy a pack and find out.