January 03, 2008

Catholic Teachers: An Atheist Bloggers Best Friend

I would like to take this opportunity to thank Catholic teachers and the splendid work they do ensuring us Atheist bloggers always have something different, Interesting and absurd to write about.

This week the award goes to Dr Paul Schum, The 50 year old principle of Bethlehem Catholic High School. Dr Paul Schum went above and beyond the call of duty as fodder for Atheist bloggers by getting himself arrested on prostitution charges while dressed in a black leather skirt, fishnet stockings, fake breasts, a blonde wig and lipstick a long way from home, In an ally way in a part of town known for prostitution and drugs.

We really need some kind of medal to give these people.

Of course Dr Schum's supporters don't believe a man of such high regard could be a crosdressing hooker, So they came up with the perfectly plausible excuse that he was practicing for Halloween. Practicing for Halloween a long way from home, in a dark ally way, In area known for prostitution and drugs in the early hours of the morning... of course, That sounds like exactly what happened.

Dr Paul Schum has subsequently resigned from his position as Principle of Bethlehem high school


  1. If I was the president of Bethlehem High school on my way to a Halloween party dressed as a hooker, I would at least ponder how my friends and associates, many of whom are Christian, might react to my costume. (Deuteronomy 22:5; a man shall not wear a woman's garment).

    If you’re going to talk the talk, it will be expected of you to walk the walk.

    Better to be a free thinking rationalist than a Christian.